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Tuesday 23 June 2009

Down in the Mouth

Lawmakers in the Eastern European province of Batserjan are considering a controversial constitutional change which will outlaw use of the mouth on a Tuesday. The ban will prohibit activities such as licking an ice-cream van, singing a rousing melody and kissing a dying sailor, all of which are said to be popular activities in the region.