A Bad Sign?

Scientific research has revealed that Capricorns are more likey to behave like absolute bastards. A recent study published somewhere has found that a significant percentage of people born between the end of December and mid January are total fucking pricks. The scientists involved have yet to comment on any theories as to why this could be the case, but you must admit, we've all known some right arseholes with birthdays at that time of year.

Everything in its Place?

Until 1997, maps produced in the Middle Eastern country of Aphlarkistakn did not depict the Asian province of Xhishting on the grounds that it was the same shape as a lady's fallopian tubes. The ban on reproducing the area's shape was only finally lifted due to a legal loophole through which several leading cartographers had been reported to have tragically fallen.